我土澳人民不僅愛自娛自樂，就連土澳的動物們也真是奇葩不嫌多，在澳洲生活沒見過一兩個都不能叫過日子....
搶鏡的鴕鳥。。。
An ostrich can steal your thunder in a photograph...
火車也會罵人。。。
Trains might throw the f word around...
車頂上等待你的考拉。。。
Koalas may be waiting for you on top of your car...
袋鼠在海灘上曬太陽。。。
A kangaroo might want to enjoy an occasional sunbath on the beach...
短吻鱷吊在直升機下面。。。(非常常見)
An alligator is hanging on to a helicopter... (highly common)
在室外做作業(yè)的時候，當心袋鼠搶鼠標。。。
When you plan to do your homework outside, watch out for the kangaroos because they might steal your mouse...
袋鼠和喵星人一樣喜歡玩卷紙。。。
Kangaroos like to play with toilet paper as much as cats do...
老板，你還想做生意嗎。。。
Do you want customers or not...
漁民用小鯊魚當誘餌釣大鯊魚。。。
Fishermen use baby sharks for bait to get bigger sharks on hook...
妓女說她要離開這個鬼地方，因為老有人偷她的情趣用品。。。
Hooker says she's leaving this town because her sex toys are being stolen...
